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This shoe is tiny.
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benefits of dating me
- you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
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What this is FB circa 2008???
- 0: Height 5'5''
- 1: Virgin? NOPE
- 2: Shoe Size 10
- 3: Do you Smoke? No
- 4: Do you Drink? Liberally
- 5: Do you take drugs? No
- 6: Age you get mistaken for 19
- 7: Have Tattoos? Not yet
- 8: Want any tattoos? Yes
- 9: Got any Piercings? Ears
- 10: Want any Piercings? Yes
- 11: Best friend? The MLB Triage
- 12: Relationship status In one
- 13: Biggest turn ons Humor, Kindness, Eyes, Intelligence, Hugs
- 14: Biggest turn offs Meanness, bad hygiene, ignorance
- 15: Favorite Movie The Royal Tenenbaums, Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Saved!
- 16: I’ll love you if I can
- 17: Someone you miss my brother and a million others
- 18: Most traumatic experience Not sure
- 19: A fact about your personality I make bad jokes. They just come out.
- 20: What I hate most about myself I feel bad about things that I shouldn't feel bad about.
- 21: What I love most about myself I try to understand things
- 22: What I want to be when I get older Happy
- 23: My relationship with my sibling(s) Excellent
- 24: My relationship with my parent(s) To be expected
- 25: My idea of a perfect date Depends on with whom. Ryan Gosling? Lots of sex. Everywhere. Brad? Hmm. Snuggling in bed works too.
- 26: My biggest pet peeves Gum smacking, projectile ignorance, being touched
- 27: A description of the girl/boy I like funny, sweet, lacks awareness sometimes, great at hugs
- 28: A description of the person I dislike the most curly hair, glasses, selfish, I hate him.
- 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend to prevent a fight
- 30: What I hate the most about work/school It's too cold and Lindsay's not here.
- 31: What y last text message says "My stomach is like...greaseee we don't liiiiike this"
- 32: What words upset me the most My name, mean, cruel, selfish, self-serving?
- 33: What words make me feel the best about myself kind, enriching
- 34: What I find attractive in women hips
- 35: What I find attractive in men faces
- 36: Where I would like to live Seattle
- 37: One of my insecurities weight? I'm spineless
- 38: My childhood career choice Paleontologist
- 39: My favorite ice cream flavor Pumpkin Pie, Samoa, many of them
- 40: Who wish I could be rich without having to work so I could lie around and read all day
- 41: Where I want to be right now in my bed
- 42: The last thing I ate french fries
- 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately Is it lame that I did immediately think of the bf? Then "Wait! Ryan Gosling! Nekkid!" Then back to Brad
- 44: A random fact about anything babies don't have object permanence.
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Have I lived my life with this on?
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“Oh lord Jesus, it’s a fire!” yelled Sweet Boromir at the foot of Mount Doom.
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BUT WITH NOBODY IN YOUR BED THE NIGHTS HARD TO GET THROUGH
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Want. Want. Want.
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But not so open your brain falls out.
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Pretty. D’s pretty impractical.
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